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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Pot Of Anti-fouling Paint"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I've Got A Pot Of Anti-fouling Paint"

Parody Written by:

Peter (prof) Fox

The Lyrics

I took my boat out of the water last night
Her underside it looked a terrible sight
Barnacles and weed from her stem to her stern
Come on now darling, you're can do me a turn

'Cos I've got a pot of anti-fouling paint and the boat's up on the quay
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
You can do some scraping and I will make the tea
'Cos I've got a pot of anti-fouling paint and the boat's up on the quay

I'll make sure that my baby's well dressed
For you darlin' there 'll be only the best
I'll even buy you a some new dungarees
Fine leather gloves and pads for your knees


I'll stand by you and give you all that you need
A brush and the scraper to get at that weed
And I know you love me darling so you'll understand
The thing I want most is a hull I can sand.
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