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Song Parodies -> "Ban's New Roll-on"
Original Song Title:
"Band on the Run"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wings
Parody Song Title:
"Ban's New Roll-on"
Parody Written by:
dobbs
The Lyrics
JMJ
Stuck inside these four walls
Ain't left since forever
Tired of everyone
Run away like LePew
Like I was LePew
Une skunque de Pew
If I ever get out of here
I gotta get some jack to pay
my overdue hot water bill
So I can take a shower today
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here
As I sort through mail and the threats of jail
A package left to move
The label says it's industrial strength
It's new and improved
Ban's new roll-on, Ban's new roll-on
It's guaranteed to do the deed
Not offending everyone
'Cause it's ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
And the strangest odor from my mighty arm
Was about to split the scene
Now the perfume that fills my room
Is musk and evergreen
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm
And now the stench is gone
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on, (yeah!) ban's new roll-on
As I leave my apartment for the mighty crowd
As I run out the door
I'm sure for certain my feelings won't be hurtin'
Cause for the first time I'm sure
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
I've wondered for years about Brittany Spears
Maybe she'll love me now
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on (Yeah!), Ban's new roll-on
Ain't left since forever
Tired of everyone
Run away like LePew
Like I was LePew
Une skunque de Pew
If I ever get out of here
I gotta get some jack to pay
my overdue hot water bill
So I can take a shower today
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here
As I sort through mail and the threats of jail
A package left to move
The label says it's industrial strength
It's new and improved
Ban's new roll-on, Ban's new roll-on
It's guaranteed to do the deed
Not offending everyone
'Cause it's ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
And the strangest odor from my mighty arm
Was about to split the scene
Now the perfume that fills my room
Is musk and evergreen
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm
And now the stench is gone
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on, (yeah!) ban's new roll-on
As I leave my apartment for the mighty crowd
As I run out the door
I'm sure for certain my feelings won't be hurtin'
Cause for the first time I'm sure
Ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
I've wondered for years about Brittany Spears
Maybe she'll love me now
Cause of ban's new roll-on, ban's new roll-on
Ban's new roll-on (Yeah!), Ban's new roll-on
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Hi dobbs! Funny, good overall concept, but pacing is off in too many places to rate a 5 for pacing....still a good solid 4 for pacing, and 5's for everything else, so good job! Keep up the good work!
I'll second what JD's just said, but add that "Made from perfumed balm, scent and napalm" is a wonderful line :-)
Thanks guys. That line was a last minute addition, Phil. Funny how that works sometimes.
Two more thumbs up for the napalm line.
Funny. 455
This is friggin' funny. Great lines and an original idea for a great Paul McCartney number. Well done.
JMJ I was just tryin' to make it rhyme. Thanks.
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