Stuck inside this small room
Feels like it's forever
Never eat burritos
Not again
Wet poo, mama
Ooh, mama
Eeww

If I ever get out of here
Thought of throwing it all away
No more Pepe's or Taco Bell
Might even go vegan today
If I ever get out of here
(If he ever gets out of here)

Well the crap exploded with a mighty splash
As it fell into the john
And the first three roles of the t.p. are gone
I'm down to my last one

Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs

My right foot's asleep and so is my left thigh
And my bum is getting numb
And the phone keeps ringing, but I can't reply
'Cause I got a case of runs

Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
I blame Taco Man and Salsa Sam for flaming up my bung
With a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs

Well the poop keeps falling in the toilet bowl
It keeps on dribbling down
And my friends are searching for me everywhere
Hope like this I won't be found

Bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
And this runny sludge, it sure aint fudge, will flow forever more
It's a bad case of runs, a bad case of runs
A bad case of runs, a bad case of runs