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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Know The Half Of It"

Original Song Title:

"That's About The Size Of It"

Original Performer:

William “Bud” Luckey (Sesame Street Song)

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Know The Half Of It"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

This parody was brought to you by the letters W, C, and J - :-D - many of you are going to possibly need a YouTube link to TOS of this one, so here it is - - A great children's Sesame Street favorite from your favorite neighborhood Wild Child ;-D Enjoy! ;-)
More than just stories come with more than two sides
And if you’d pay attention, you may be all the wise
Things are cut in half and, it always how they’ve been split
You don’t know the half of it

You don’t hear the half
It’s all the riff and raff
You don’t know the half of it

Oh because black is not a color even when it is white
The dark becomes brighter, the more you move into the light
If something is taller than you are, the more it has height
You don’t know the half of it

You don’t know the half
When to cry or laugh
You don’t know the half of it

We can either be coming or going, we can go or stay
A door can open and close, we can go through it two ways
It’s nice to know after night they’ll always be another day
And you don’t know the half of it

You don’t see the half
You can’t do the math
You don’t know the half of it.
Let me know the half of what you think! Drop me a vote and/or comment! :-)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
JIN - Thought-provoking. Good job...really Sesame Mucho (lol). BTW, my favorite characters are The Count and Grover. ;D
AFW - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Agree with Ribber, clever concept
Pete - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Eez double good ..
Wild Child JIN - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank You everyone! :-) Your votes and comments are certainly well accepted! This song took "half" the time I thought it would take to write, but turned out to be "twice" as good as I expected! ;-) A BIG Thanks again! :-) -WCJ-

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