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Song Parodies -> "Make that Moonshine Quickly"

Original Song Title:

"Play that Funky Music"

Original Performer:

Wild Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"Make that Moonshine Quickly"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hits ya, POW!
That recipe!

Hey, Once I was a Good Ol' Boy livin' in a Southern Land
I had so many problems, yeah
Even once joined the Klan
And everything around me was bad
Gotta stop to feelin' so low and I decided quickly
(Flipped my lid, yes I did)
To travel to where all the drunks go

Yeah, he was fermentin' and distillin' and kept the product movin'
Better than Whiskey, somebody looked around and shouted
Make that Moonshine quickly wild boy
Make that Moonshine quickly, Mike
Make that Moonshine quickly wild boy
Turn that mash to Moonshine before it gets light
Need mine all right
Oh, hell yeah!

Now the cops didn't like this
They searched the woods all the time
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see the Sheriff behind?
So I started fighting
Well, soon in a squad car dismayed
I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
Drank many a mouthful, didn't pay!


(I saw Bloodhounds round that Moonshine still held at bay)

(Hey, wait a minute)
In the tank felt queasy
Thought I would lose my mind, hands shaky
They gave me some hot Joe those swine!
But now it's so much better (it's so much better)
I sobered up after a day
But I'll never lose that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how good that Moonshine was as I was led away!


They shouted make that Moonshine quickly
(Make that Moonshine quickly)
Let me have a sippy
(You Gotta keep on makin' it quickly)
Make that Moonshine quickly
(Make that Moonshine quickly)
Cops here in a jiffy
(Tastes like fire water)


Repeat and fade

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - April 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Love writing and reading redneck parodies! This one was a hoot and a holler!
Rob Arndt - April 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, but don't know much about heating mash, capturing fumes, running it through a cold water vessel, and extracting alcohol from it! Got the idea from watching old reruns of "Andy Griffith."
Rob Arndt - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Could be a tribute to Otis ;-)

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