Clever, winsome as a hung boy
I’d blade a ‘lil white ball
Through clown’s mouth, which will frighten
I just evade the wall
Then a quaint scene, strutting quite prim
Drinks any old booze at all
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Tours with a green tin ball

His hands have a tattoo
All thumbs, smart ass on caffeine
Kneeling, taking dumpers
While displaying spleen
Ablaze, no inhibition
He doesn’t count them all
That deft, lump swine twit
Slurs, crazy teen, he’ll fall

He’s a putt putt wizard
Though he got a three, he missed
A putt putt wizard
S’got touch, but now he’s pissed
Wow, will he sink or flub it – I don’t know
Putt breaks in, no good

He’s tainted, more infractions
Career’s no luster like Els
Moan incites a bashin’
Lazy, dense as well
Ball strays, asks for free play
Is clever, filled with gall
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Cur sprays obscene spit ball

I fought, I cussed, my rally maybe thin
I bust, stranded, my putt putt round is grim

Grievin’ as I cave and unable
He can cheat with zest
He recycles, feeds on gin
Chablis, dons fuzzy vest
He’s hot, striking zipping winners
Centers in the ball
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Pure putts a green tin ball