Song Parodies -> "Kickin' Back Sex Tease"

Original Song Title:

"Luckenbach, Texas"

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Original Performer:

"Kickin' Back Sex Tease"

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The Lyrics

I love the sweet things, dear wife, you're so great at givin'
Triple nice "D's", and they make life worth livin'!
Chomp on my chest, and leave the marks from your bite
Kids are with Gram - it's just you and me here, tonight
What better time to get down to the play kicks of love..

Let's grab some Kickin' back sex tease
With wailin' and Willie and the toys
A sucksexful eyeful givin'
Feelin', foolin' till the neighbors bitch 'bout noise
We'll make Old William strain long
Put on that small chain thong
And hitch your caboose to my train..
We'll have kickin' back sex tease
Wild and rowdy, squealin' insane

Oh baby, twerk me your bootie fling
In high heels and cut off jeans, and let's role play
Fly sky high and be fris-ky,
Light some weed and drink whiskey
All night and day..
No gettin' dizzy answerin' these cell phones
Skip the hodge podge, let's jump each others bones
Drop your hair down, we'll invent some brand new tricks a' love

And do some kickin back sex tease,
With wailin' and Willie and the toys
A sucksexful eyeful givin'
Feelin', foolin' till the neighbors bitch 'bout noise
We'll make Old William strain long
You in that tight chain thong
Hooked up, your caboose to my train..
We'll have kickin' back sex tease
Wild and rowdy, squealin' insane

We'll have kickin' back sex tease
Wild and rowdy, squealin' insane

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disgusted - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

pervy filth from a dirty old man. get your mind out of the gutter old-timer. you should b ashamed of yourself. for real

AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Bless you, Reverend...you have made me see the light..and realize the dastardly error of my ways...I shall now turn over a new fig leaf and become a bored again Christian...

Rev - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

I am shocked, disgusted, to learn that you are even reading this "pervy filth" in the first place. Shame on you! Get a whip and engage in self-flagellation for your sins.

AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Hmmmm...Rev must be a dominatrix...

WarrenB - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Nice word play and double entendre, AFW.
And I bet Rev probably has some very interesting altar calls.

AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks, Warren...this website has really turned into a funeral home..

WarrenB - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Yep. Maybe we should parody a requiem.

Jonathan - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

that was great I need a cigarette... and I don't even smoke! 5's

AFW - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks, again, Warren...ya' got an idea there, sort of a requiem for a heavy wait And thanks, Jonathan....go to Colorado with Warren, and have a pot cookie

charlie - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment

AFW, I don't know much about the politics here. I play ten or so of your parodies with solo guitar at beerjoint jams. I always get roaring applause and give attribution by telling the crowd to just google AIRFARCEWON. Seems like some lesser people here have issues with you. I wonder how many of your detractors could be googled and one taken directly to this website?

AFW - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comment and support, charlie...about the issues on this website...yeah, lately we've been invaded with trolls, moles, so-called critics, nitpickers, and all around A-holes....I'm not singled out for such bombardment..several writers receive this welcome...kind of curbs creativity and spoils the fun we used to have on the site, a few years back...but now, it's mostly a younger crowd, writing parodies to newer songs...I still do older classic stuff...becoming an outdated dinosaur, I guess.....

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