Song Parodies -> "Millennial Wolf"

Original Song Title:

"Excitable Boy"

Original Performer:

"Millennial Wolf"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one is for John A Barry's "Werewolf of Zevon" mid-month Amiright Reunion challenge. Combining werewolves with millennials... (Both are terrifying creatures!)

When he mauls you for dinner, All his friends he'll text
Millennial wolf, Pics he'll send
Check his latest blog post and you'll be perplexed
"Millennial Wolf's Best Blood Blends"
Well, He's just a Millennial Wolf

He'll mix in some Kanye West quotes when he barks
Millennial wolf, Old folks dread
"Netflix and me Humpin' your Leg" lights his spark
Millennial wolf's off his meds
Well, He's just a Millennial Wolf

(Ooo... roar.. howl... Millennial Wolf)
(Ooo roar howl)
(Ooo, Ooo... Millennial Wolf)

He'll use Snapchat filters on the Lunar Moon (Ooo roar howl)
Millennial Wolf's selfie spread (Millennial Wolf)
He's a heathen, Not vegan, Hates avacado (Ooo, oooh, Millennial Wolf)
Millennial Wolf's thrift shop threads
Well, He's just a Millennial Wolf

On minimum wage so he can't afford a home
Millennial wolf's so upset (Millennial Wolf)
He could sure use a shave and that man-bun's for dopes
Millennial Wolf's not a threat (Ooo, Ooo, Millennial Wolf)
Well, He's just a Millennial Wolf

(Ooo, roar, howl)
(Ooo, Ooo, Millennial Wolf)
(Ooo, roar, howl)
(Ooo, Ooo, Millennial Wolf)
(Ooo, roar, howl)
(Ooo, Ooo, Millennial Wolf)
(Ooo, roar, howl)
(Ooo, Ooo, Millennial Wolf)

The security code is "ART" so you know that this is a work of art!

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