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Song Parodies -> "The Sire Of Old Lon Chaney"
Original Song Title:
"Lawyers, Guns & Money"
Original Performer:
Warren Zevon
Parody Song Title:
"The Sire Of Old Lon Chaney"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
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I met a gypsy countess—her manner gave me grue
She intoned to me a portent under the moon
Trav'ling through Transylvania, walked around adrift--
The sire of old Lon Chaney
Might be why I got bit, argh!
An innocent bystander
Trudging through swamp muck
I have received this damned curse
And now I am so stuck
Please hit me with a truck
A vampire would also suck!
I’m prowling in the forest, I’m a lupine man
The sire of old Lon Chaney
I be your top wolfman
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (bang!)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (oww)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (woof…)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (ughhhh….)
She intoned to me a portent under the moon
Trav'ling through Transylvania, walked around adrift--
The sire of old Lon Chaney
Might be why I got bit, argh!
An innocent bystander
Trudging through swamp muck
I have received this damned curse
And now I am so stuck
Please hit me with a truck
A vampire would also suck!
I’m prowling in the forest, I’m a lupine man
The sire of old Lon Chaney
I be your top wolfman
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (bang!)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (oww)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (woof…)
The sire of old Lon Chaney! (ughhhh….)
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I was about to argue and say that it’s ACTUALLY ‘Lon Chaney Jr’ but ‘The sire of’ I bet refers to his child so you are right on the money! Both fantastic actors. Love his dad in “The Unknown” where he plays an armless circus freak and there’s a scene where he throws knives with his feet!
Frighteningly good mashup. Fivesgivingly also.
Wish I had known about this. I can definitely do this. Watch for something on Monday
Holy Wood Batman... I mean Hollywood Wolfman!
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