Song Parodies -> "Dems They Need a Cheater"

Original Song Title:

"Jeannie Needs a Shooter"

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"Dems They Need a Cheater"

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The Lyrics

This scenario is almost like 2000... but it is much worse. Whty is Brenda Snipes still in charge of where she is? She admitted to cheating with votes before. Because of her meddling, 2 Florida races are going into recount and with an affidavit regarding blatant fraud, I think they need to guard the ballots instead of send lawyers down there. There is no excuse for this.

Dems they need a Cheater

(Sung to "Jeannie Needs a Shooter" - Warren Zevon (Brenda Snipes)

A Snipes in Broward County had dirty deeds to do...
Robbed us of our privilege; stealing votes from me and you
With Gollum and Nelson losing there was fever in her veins
Fraud she was a-choosing!

There was a new version of Mix-ins but not Yoplait at all
And a Vote Disposal Service.. that was named Screw Y'All
And votes they started showing up in the swampy land
Because Snipes would have a Dem win...voting laws be damned

Dems They need a Cheater
Cheater like Snipes
Dems They need a Cheater
Dems They need a Cheater
Cheater on our side
Dems They need a Cheater

Bow there will be a recount but an affidavit signed
should cause some legal action due to privilege maligned
It is almost like 2000 when hanging chads bore the brunt
But now the blame's on a slattern;a filthy cheating C***!

Dems They need a Cheater
Cheater like Snipes
Dems They need a Cheater
Dems They need a Cheater
Cheater on our side
Dems They need a Cheater

11/6 is past us but the shit still flies around
Illegado voting and votes from underground
As for Brenda for her putting our Republic through this hell
When this farce is over, find her a cold jail cell...

Dems They need a Cheater...

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Michael Pacholek - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment

A Republican accusing Democrats of cheating in Florida. That's like Madonna telling a nun to put some clothes on.

Ooh! Look! More "Found" Votes! - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Accusing MP and his fellow goose-steppers of vote fraud is like accusing Satan of lying: you're absolutely right, of course, but it never impresses him.

Michael Pacholek - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Bill Clinton did NOT have sex with that woman!

Proggressive Dictionary - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Cheating in Florida -- Using the SCOTUS to unanimously stop the obviously unconstitutional, Equal-Protection-violating Democratic Plan A (recounts solely in heaviest Democratic regions) and then declaring that stability in the transition of a new Administration outweighed the Dems need pull some BS Plan B out of their ass at the last moment

Libby - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

^^hm, eh, what? Spreak der Anglais, trooper!

Progtard Dictionary - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

Voter Suppression: refusing to count ballots filled out by illegal aliens and other non-citizens.

Old & Busted - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

"Vote early and often."

Massive New Hotness - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment

"Forge ballots later and brazenly."

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