Song Parodies -> "Spitzer's Big Blunder"

Original Song Title:

"Werewolves of London"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Spitzer's Big Blunder"

Parody Written by:

Martha Hankins

The Lyrics

The man got screwed in more ways than one!

I saw the gov'nor of the Empire State on CNN
Resigning office with his wife behind him
She was looking like a woman not too glad
She prob'ly wants to bash his fool head in

Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho
Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho

You hear him sniffin' 'round his campaign fund
You better not let him in
Little ol' hooker had a governor late last night
Eliot Spitzer, that's him

Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho
Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho

He's the heavy-handed chap who railed 'gainst fraud and graft
But lately now he violates the Mann Act
You better stay away from her
She'll bring you down now, sir
Heh, I wonder where his head's at

Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho
Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Some ho

I saw David Vitter walkin' with the guv
Doin' the hookers in D. C.
I saw David Vitter walkin' with the guv, ooh
Doin' the hookers in D. C.
I saw the gov'nor drinking a bourbon on the rocks all by himself
His career was ruined

Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder
Step down!
Some ho, Spitzer's big blunder...
(repeat to fade)

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