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Song Parodies -> "Purple Rider"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Purple Rider"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

All my friends bought a "Purple Mattress"
All my friends got "Purple Asses".

"Purple Riders" obey the "Golden Rule"
"Do" unto others, before they "Do" unto "You"

"Purple Riders" are from a "Privileged Class"
"Purple Riders" don't pay "No Tax"

A "Purple Mattress" don't come cheap,
Before you climb in, better wash your feet.

"Purple Riders" have tons of "Class"
"Purple Riders" don't "Pass Much Gas"

Take a little "Tip", Take a little "Tip"
Take a little "Tip" from me, yeah!
Take a little "Tip", Take a little "Tip"
A "Purple Ass" is something to see !.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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