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Song Parodies -> "Hoi Toides"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hoi Toides"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

When you visit the Outer Banks and talk to the locals, you'll hear an unusual accent that often requires multiple listenings to understand. Hoi Toiders (pronounced 'HOI TOI duhs'), in the local parlance, is translated as High Tiders.
Down east friends know the hoi toide
The hoi toides go to beach and loiter

The hoi toides talk a little stranger
Hoi toides aren’t any danger


Hoi toides fish every week, yeah
Hoi toides have a fav’rite creek, yeah

Hoi toides they talk too fast, now
Hoi toides make evenings last

Get a little ship
Take a little trip
Then a little dip in sea
Here’s a little tip
Be a little hip
Leave the little job for sea.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Like they say, you learn something new everyday...very interesting and informative...and I'm sure, a first theme here, on AIR...
Porfle Popnecker - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
This one should be enjoyed by the hoi polloi.
Jonathan - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Hoi there! just dropping in to give you some 5's
WarrenB - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. For more info, have a visit to the Outer Banks. Worth the trip, not just for the view of the ocean, but you'll meet a lot of great people.

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