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Song Parodies -> "Troll Rider"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Troll Rider"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

What's worse than a troll? Troll Rider!
All the mods fears the troll rider
The troll rider is a dirty fighter

Troll rider trolls a little faster
Troll rider is a real loser
Troll rider trolls every weak yeah!
Troll rider is the one to beat yeah!
Troll rider made up of mass pow!

*Battle between mods and troll rider concludes*

Troll rider's a troll at best
Just a little blip
Just a little blip
Just a little blip indeed
Just a little blip
Just a little blip
Just a little blip indeed
After it's defeat, troll rider vows to return one day to exact it's revenge. But until then, the mods are in full alert.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   10

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Phil Nelson - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Never heard the term before but still liked the parody
Fiddlegirl - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I abstained... maybe if someone explained it to me??? (Computer stuff? Video game? Biking club?) ;)
Max Power - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Fiddlegirl: Troll rider is something I came up with, there were trolls that can be ridiculously vicious that sometimes they're called super troll.

Troll Rider is a troll that can act like a normal user but would troll in a subtle way and would often spew out "Hannibal Lecture" which is something that can be looked up at Generally they're hard to differentiate from usual trolls as they can be slick.
? - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Max P, how do you have a big knowledge of trolls? Was you a troll yourself once?
Max Power - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Many of us put up with trolls in message boards, when that happens some would earn their own classifications. I have reported fair share of trolls to mods myself.
Tommy Turtle - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe "Troll Writer" would have been clearer?
Christie Marie M - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Beware of those trolls! Good thing you were under con-troll over them! Trolling you....with 3 sets of 5's for this one!!
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Troll...the ancient carol, fa la la la la, la la la la! ;D
Andria - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM February 2010) Great subject (trolls are good for lulz and keeping moderators on their toes, and that's about it), but the pacing could be a bit better and rhyming in the first two stanzas could also stand improvement. This parody didn't exactly roll off my tongue (so to speak) like many others here do. 3-5-5.
Matthias - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
You're on a troll here!
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM $555 pays the "toll" for this "troll"!!
Peter Andersson - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Not knowing what a troll rider is I tried to google the term (I should have read the other comments first, did I realize later) but this here parody song page in itself showed up as the top search result. From that I'll conclude that you have written a truly original parody here, but it won't be among my top five.
MysteryGoat - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Why am I picturing large hairy men flogging trolls while piggybacking on them towards a finish line?
bobpiecheese - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Congratulations Max, I am completely confused. It's very hard to know what to say as this parody was very...original, as Peter put it. Um...that's all I got.
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
The Original song really didn't give you a whole lot to work. . .so good effort, I think I got the jist of it though.

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