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Song Parodies -> "Pole Slider"
Original Song Title:
"Low Rider"
(MP3)Original Performer:
War
Parody Song Title:
"Pole Slider"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
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Cash I spend, on the pole slider,
The pole slider is a live wire.
Pole rider, dives a little lower,
Pole slider, she's a real show-er.
Pole rider knows how to be sweet, yeah!
Pole slider is a hon-ey treat, yeah!
Pole rider, you cruise that brass now,
Pole slider, alive with class.
(Extra verse since OS is way short)
Spent my rent, on the pole rider,
Good bye lair, no place to retire.
Pole rider, nothing left to throw her,
Pole rider, owah deal's over.
Pole slider; don't act real sweet now,
Pole rider, said to hit the street now.
Pole rider, she does no flash now,
Pole slider, I have no cash.
Here's a little tip,
For your little strip.
Swing a little hip for me-ee.
You're so well equipped,
Give that pole a grip,
You're such a little trip, oo-wee-ee!
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You paint a sad, but so true, picture...great job, Guy
Funny exposé!!!...555!!!
It's tough when you run out of cash; you get 5's, but I don't think they'll spend where you want them to.
Don't remember the song (and never saw a pole slider) but the handling of the subject matter in the parody seems right on the mark to me. Here's three fives, which is unfortunately a lot less than the pole slider earned.
Well, if we need you or TT [as per yesterday], we know where to find you...;)
Bartender calls, "Guy? Hey, Guy-- your wife's on the phone..."
Bartender calls, "Guy? Hey, Guy-- your wife's on the phone..."
Do they never think about how many germs are on that pole? bleah... Unlike mine, which is immaculate, of course. I'd give you three Fives, but you'd just throw 'em at the next dancer, so...
Sir Guy, I prefer the 'Bronco riders' . . .
@ Gal-Up Poll: "Unlike mine, which is immaculate, of course"... With 100,000 children? I'd hardly think so. Come visit me in the lab sometime. I'll show you my Petrie dish..
Woo hoo!! Swinging you 5's with this one, Guy!!
That's what I like: a woman of culture!
I thought this was about Moe Drawbowsky, the Poland-born pitcher with the nasty slider who bailed out the Baltimore Orioles in the 1966 World Series. I guess my mind has had a couple of gears stripped.
We've all known that for a long time.
I'm simply teeming with it... BTW, I'll be teaching the 101 levels this semester if you'd care to enroll.
Indeed, you are teaming with it, indeed! ... and *so* looking forward to that course on the 101 levels of the Kama Sutra! ;)
ROFL at sig... and at comment!
It's too bad the Congress won't be in session then...some stuff about legal issues, ethics investigations, etc. ;)
It's too bad the Congress won't be in session then...some stuff about legal issues, ethics investigations, etc. ;)
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