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Song Parodies -> "Ho Rider"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ho Rider"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


Get you bent, with a ho rider,
The ho rider, does a ho hire.

Ho rider eyed a little ho-wah,
Ho rider gets a real blow-ah.

Ho rider knows him the street, yeah!
Ho rider's in the money seat, yeah!

Ho rider he cruise for lass now,
Ho rider talk jive real fast.

Take it off that slip,
Put away the whip,
Lock a little lip with me-ee.

Show how you're equipped,
Give a tug, unzip,
You know you're gonna flip for me-e

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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littleHighHo - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
High ho, High ho, 'Tis wanting Liev, I know . . .
Fiddlegirl - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Could have kept rolling a little longer! ;)
Guy - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
M'Lady - I owe I owe - so no fo' ho I go. Thanks much for the Hi Ho's. =;-)

Fiddlegirl - OK, I'll take another stab at it and double the main verses on a similar but slightly different subject. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Mark Scotti - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Finally gave her the low "slider"!!! LOL
Guy - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark - Wait for it... Wait for it... This worker of the oldest profession has a sister I hear tell. Thanks for reading and sharing your comment.

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