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Song Parodies -> "Gitmo Pit"
Original Song Title:
"Cisco Kid"
Original Performer:
War
Parody Song Title:
"Gitmo Pit"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Satire about the Bush-created gulag in Guantanamo Bay, better known as "Gitmo" where hundreds of "enemy combatants" have been detained indefinitely and tortured without charge or legal representation.
(instrumental intro)
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
A...bu... Ghraib... cruel... cruel... cruel...
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
(repeat final refrain and fade)
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
A...bu... Ghraib... cruel... cruel... cruel...
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
(repeat final refrain and fade)
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