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Song Parodies -> "Cisco Winner"

Original Song Title:

"Cisco Kid"

Original Performer:

WAR

Parody Song Title:

"Cisco Winner"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

Cisco Winner won the boxing
Cisco Winner won the boxing
He really sock the person bloody
He really sock the person for good

John Ashcroft thinks he's Ali
John Ashcroft thinks he's Ali
We take him to McDonalds
We take him to McDonalds

The coach wants him to go play Baseball
The coach wants him to go play Baseball
So he could be good like Barry Bonds
So he could be good like Barry Bonds

But Jerry wants him to be in Football
But Jerry wants him to be in Football
John Ashcroft said "We need him to be a boxer"
John Ashcroft said "We need him to be a boxer"

Cisco Winner won the boxing
Cisco Winner won the boxing
Cisco Winner won the boxing
Cisco Winner won the boxing

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