Song Parodies -> "Ditchin' My Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' A Ride"

Original Performer:

"Ditchin' My Bride"

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The Lyrics

i stood her up
i passed her by
i nearly wed the dame
but here am i
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
and alone, reside

it wasn't fair
to not explain
i merely doubted
there was much to gain
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
boy, i bet she's fried

bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride

although she'll bawl
i couldn't stay
it felt too phony
so i ran away
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
instinct was my guide

bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride

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MasonR - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

This was obviously written by Alvin's altar ego. Great job!

John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Great title too.

alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks mason and john

Tommy Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

alvin continues to come up with LOL titles, then carry them through all the way without a "hitch". Fives.
BTW, ya shouldn't a ditched Dick Cheney's daughter... see that shotgun there?

alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks tommy

AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I vote fives just for the non-marriage pitch..

Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS. Funny, 555

alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks AFW and larry

LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment

'I do' like this 5s

MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment

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Song Parodies -> "Ditchin' My Bride"

"Hitchin' A Ride"

Vanity Fair

"Ditchin' My Bride"

Alvin Rhodes

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