Song Parodies -> Ditchin' My Bride
| Original Song Title: | "Hitchin' A Ride" |
| Original Performer: | Vanity Fair |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ditchin' My Bride" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i stood her up
i passed her by
i nearly wed the dame
but here am i
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
and alone, reside
it wasn't fair
to not explain
i merely doubted
there was much to gain
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
boy, i bet she's fried
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
although she'll bawl
i couldn't stay
it felt too phony
so i ran away
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
instinct was my guide
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
i passed her by
i nearly wed the dame
but here am i
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
and alone, reside
it wasn't fair
to not explain
i merely doubted
there was much to gain
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
boy, i bet she's fried
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
although she'll bawl
i couldn't stay
it felt too phony
so i ran away
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
instinct was my guide
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
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This was obviously written by Alvin's altar ego. Great job!
Great title too.
thanks mason and john
alvin continues to come up with LOL titles, then carry them through all the way without a "hitch". Fives.
BTW, ya shouldn't a ditched Dick Cheney's daughter... see that shotgun there?
BTW, ya shouldn't a ditched Dick Cheney's daughter... see that shotgun there?
thanks tommy
I vote fives just for the non-marriage pitch..
DKTOS. Funny, 555
thanks AFW and larry
'I do' like this 5s
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