Song Parodies -> Squealin' (A Pig's Predicament)

Original Song Title:

"Stealin'"

Original Performer:

Uriah Heep

  
Parody Song Title:

"Squealin' (A Pig's Predicament)"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

Squealin' (A Pig's Predicament)

Take me across the water
'cause I need some place to hide
I saw the rancher's slaughter
And I knew that those pigs died, oh no

Well, there's a
Hundred pounds of bacon
Lies between my snout and thighs
He don't need no food
Wants money, oh
'Cause at market I'm a prize

Slaughter, killin', swine a' grillin'
Gonna put me to my grave
Runnin', hidin', oozin', fryin'
Nothing left to save, but my life

Stood on a ridge and
Saw my pig friends
Rancher man hack those swine
I made my break then they were ham steak
Squealin' then I knew they were dyin'

All that slaughter, killin'
Swine and that grillin'
Gonna put me to an early grave
Runnin', hidin', oozin', fryin'
Nothing left to save,
but my life..life..life, life, life, life, life, life, life!

So I stood on a ridge and
Saw my pig friends
Rancher man hack those swine
I made my break then they were ham steak
Squealin' then I knew they were dyin'
They were squealin'
Then I knew they were dyin'
They were squealin'
Then I knew they were dyin'
Augh!

(Squealin') Then I knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') Then I knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') Then I knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') Then I knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') Whoa!
(Squealin') no no no eh
They were (squealin') then I knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') Oh no no no no
(Squealin') Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
(Squealin') Ham 'n eggs oh no!
(Squealin') Ham 'n eggs oh no!
(Squealin') Life, Life, knew they
(Squealin') knew they, knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') knew they, knew they, knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') knew they, knew they, knew they were dyin'
(Squealin') yeah, dyin' yeah, boo hoo-ooooo
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