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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Have My Lawyers-i Don't Want Yours"
Original Song Title:
"Leave You"
Original Performer:
Unknown
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Have My Lawyers-i Don't Want Yours"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Hayes
The Lyrics
Lyricist was Stephen Sondheim From Sunday in the Park With George
Leave You
Well, I guess you could leave me
The Fridge, I'll leave you the my debts from Bridge
I'll leave you that heavily encumbered flats
I gotta insist on keeping my Imelda Marcus hats
I'll keep all the fellas I got with my Ruby Red Dress
But you gotta pay our debts & settle that IRS mess
You can let me keep the European Tour, already booked
But you get to keep the stuck- in- the -pan eggs I just cooked
Why don't you keep your big belly and pornographic tapes
I'll just keep all the furniture and all of the drapes
You can keep your smugness and odor from your body
I'll keep all the ingredients to make my hot toddy
You keep the chickens, you keep the goats
I'll keep the house-I'll keep the boats
You can keep your dirty underwear & your wornout pants
I'll tell you what I want later when I get back from France.
Joseph Hayes
Well, I guess you could leave me
The Fridge, I'll leave you the my debts from Bridge
I'll leave you that heavily encumbered flats
I gotta insist on keeping my Imelda Marcus hats
I'll keep all the fellas I got with my Ruby Red Dress
But you gotta pay our debts & settle that IRS mess
You can let me keep the European Tour, already booked
But you get to keep the stuck- in- the -pan eggs I just cooked
Why don't you keep your big belly and pornographic tapes
I'll just keep all the furniture and all of the drapes
You can keep your smugness and odor from your body
I'll keep all the ingredients to make my hot toddy
You keep the chickens, you keep the goats
I'll keep the house-I'll keep the boats
You can keep your dirty underwear & your wornout pants
I'll tell you what I want later when I get back from France.
Joseph Hayes
my email address is aHayes@triad.rr.com
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