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Song Parodies -> "The Breakfast Song"
Original Song Title:
"Drift Away"
Original Performer:
Uncle Kraker
Parody Song Title:
"The Breakfast Song"
Parody Written by:
J
The Lyrics
Day after day I wake up blind
Breakfast helps my eyes to see
Eggs and muffins I hope to find
I'm into the craze
I hope they're glazed
REFRAIN BELOW
Oh, give me the bacon to feed my soul
I wanna get lost in your muffin roll and drift away
Give me the bacon to feed my soul
I wanna get lost in your muffin roll and drift away
Beginning to think It's about time
to take out the Cap'n Crunch and spoon
Pour the milk and sing this rhyme
I don' care
If I eat in my underwear
Refrain
And when the bowl is clean
You know no angry words can hurt me
And when I've had my fill my breakfast energy won't dessert me
Thanks for the meal that you've given me
You know I find the joy in your French Toast
With butter melted and syrup runny
CW Post, that's what I love most
Refrain
Breakfast helps my eyes to see
Eggs and muffins I hope to find
I'm into the craze
I hope they're glazed
REFRAIN BELOW
Oh, give me the bacon to feed my soul
I wanna get lost in your muffin roll and drift away
Give me the bacon to feed my soul
I wanna get lost in your muffin roll and drift away
Beginning to think It's about time
to take out the Cap'n Crunch and spoon
Pour the milk and sing this rhyme
I don' care
If I eat in my underwear
Refrain
And when the bowl is clean
You know no angry words can hurt me
And when I've had my fill my breakfast energy won't dessert me
Thanks for the meal that you've given me
You know I find the joy in your French Toast
With butter melted and syrup runny
CW Post, that's what I love most
Refrain
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