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Song Parodies -> "Birthday, Happy Birthday"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday, Bloody Sunday"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Birthday, Happy Birthday"

Parody Written by:

Paul Kroll

The Lyrics

Yeah, I had a birthday this month. But did I get what I really wanted -- U2 coming to my house to sing this parody to me? Nooooooo, I guess they think they're too GOOD to play birthday parties for random nobodies, or something. Prima Donnas.
You can't believe it's your birthday
You can't close your eyes and MAKE US GO AWAY
How old ---
-- Are you now, my fossil friend?
How old?
How ooooooooooold,
Father Time?
You could be a hundred and nine

Blow your candles til your face turns blue
Lots of cake here for the FIREMEN TOO
But you can’t eat ice cream at all
It makes you back up

Birthday, Happy Birthday
Birthday, Happy Birthday
Birthday, Happy Birthday (Birthday, Happy Birthday)
(That’s right, you’re old!)

And the party’s just begun
There’s a pinata, filled with Fiber One
You’re ancient as the pyramids
You make those old guys from “Cocoon” look like young kids

Birthday, Happy Birthday
Birthday, Happy Birthday

How long---
Til you’re in a power chair?
How long?
How looooooooong…..
Til you ride?
You shall get a scooter to riiiiiide
You’ll riiiiiiiide

Birthday, Happy Birthday (you riiide)
Birthday, Happy Birthday (you riiide)

***Clip the hairs from your ears***
***Snip your hairs away***
***Oh, clip ear hairs away***
And trim nose hairs away (Birthday, Happy Birthday)
Just trim those fuzzy ears (Birthday, Happy Birthday)

(Birthday, Happy Birthday) Birthday, Happy Birthday
(Birthday, Happy Birthday) Birthday, Happy Birthday
(You’re still really old!)

Open presents, awesome stuff
For when you’ve fallen, and you CAN’T GET UP
At your age fun’s in short supply
So live it up; bet toMORROW YOU’LL DIE

You say your life has just begun (Birthday, Happy Birthday)
Cause you are only forty-one (Birthday, Happy Birthday)
Birthday, Happy Birthday
Birthday, Happy Birthday

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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U2 Stops The Traffic And I've Seen Them 2X - May 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Don't blaspheme a serious song by a major giant band like U2. They are the best Irish export and they can't be everywhere. You didn't even ask them, did you?
CML - May 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Whoever wrote that first comment is nothing but a troll spewing nonsense .. doesnt represent any consensus on this site at all ... This isn"t bad at all. It's well paced (ie, sings like the original) with a few good jokes at your own expense... I can relate;.Im in your age bracket

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