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Song Parodies -> "No More Diff'rent Cokes"
Original Song Title:
"It Takes Diff'rent Strokes"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song (Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, and Al Burton)
Parody Song Title:
"No More Diff'rent Cokes"
Parody Written by:
Ryan Smith
The Lyrics
Now, Pepsi has lemon, Mountain Dew is red and dumb,
Maybe it's right for you, but it makes me want to run,
And Pepsi Blue, it is just so weird,
What will they do next, go and put chocolate in beer?
So no more, Diff'rent Cokes, no more, Diff'rent Cokes,
No more, Diff'rent Cokes are really gay...
Vanilla Coke is like putting salt in your tea,
Making these rip-offs should be a crime,
It's as if they are on pot,
Lots of pot,
So what,
They don't care, you should be scared, I won't drink mine,
And they will never be fined...
Because I hate, Diff'rent Cokes should be no more,
Yes they should,
Diff'rent Cokes should be no more...
Maybe it's right for you, but it makes me want to run,
And Pepsi Blue, it is just so weird,
What will they do next, go and put chocolate in beer?
So no more, Diff'rent Cokes, no more, Diff'rent Cokes,
No more, Diff'rent Cokes are really gay...
Vanilla Coke is like putting salt in your tea,
Making these rip-offs should be a crime,
It's as if they are on pot,
Lots of pot,
So what,
They don't care, you should be scared, I won't drink mine,
And they will never be fined...
Because I hate, Diff'rent Cokes should be no more,
Yes they should,
Diff'rent Cokes should be no more...
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willace?
Yeah, but they've been doing this kind of thing since the days of New Coke. Pepsi Max was the only decent idea but it doesn't meet my standards. Haven't you noticed Coke tastes like crap anyway, but you still buy it? Now *that's* marketing. :)
Yeah, but they've been doing this kind of thing since the days of New Coke. Pepsi Max was the only decent idea but it doesn't meet my standards. Haven't you noticed Coke tastes like crap anyway, but you still buy it? Now *that's* marketing. :)
Thy better not mess with Perrier.
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