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Song Parodies -> "Smilin' Bob"

Original Song Title:

"Bang a Gong"

Original Performer:

T. Rex

Parody Song Title:

"Smilin' Bob"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Incredibly enough, Enzyte has aired commercials even on Cartoon Network (!)
Well he smiles 'cause his nether regions have been embiggened
And the ladies love him so

Yes he smiles and he does a lot of dirty television commercials
They're dirty sweet, don't you know

Smilin' Bob, massive knob, Smilin' Bob
Smilin' Bob, like corn-cob, Smilin' Bob

It's got Panax Ginseng, niacin and gingko biloba
Zinc oxide and saw palmet-to

Lepidium meyenii, tribulus terrestris and rice bran
And cellulose, don't you know

Great big dong, it's so long, great big dong
Great big dong, can't go wrong, great big dong

It's a scam, it's a sham, but they still seem to get lots of business
I wonder why that might be true

Many guys, insecure, it's for sure, think nature gave 'em the "short straw"
And so they try to grow their screw

Smilin' Bob, massive knob, Smilin' Bob
Smilin' Bob, like corn-cob, Smilin' Bob

If FDA had their say, there's no way they'd still be selling Enzyte
But that hasn't happened yet

There's ExtenZe as well, and many other pills marketed to women
To help them grow a bigger "set"

Want it big, don't ya dig? Want it big
Want it big, don't ya dig? Want it big

Meanwhile they're still sellin'...

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Old Man Ribber - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Hi Hu - For a long time, I wasn't sure if Smiling Bob was plugging male enhancement pills or a (badly botched) botox job! Good job! ;D
Hu's On First - August 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR! I've actually seen ExtenZe (a competitor of Enzyte) being sold at a Walgreens for something like $50. It's amazing anyone would be willing to pay $50 for something like that. Wouldn't it be embarrassing, too, especially when you were at the checkout counter?
Meriadoc - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
You seem to be remarkably well-informed on those ingredients Hu!

I had a fellow about a week ago come into the pharmacy (quite a young fellow, too) and ask:

"Do you have anything for mumble mumble?"


" male enhancement"

I wasn't embarrassed - I just smiled and showed him the Yohimbe.

Ah! The security code is VGP = Very Grand Prong?

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