-> "Tie a Crime Scene Ribbon 'round the Lynching Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'round the Old Oak Tree"
Parody Song Title:
"Tie a Crime Scene Ribbon 'round the Lynching Tree"
The Lyrics
I’m coming home after doing hard time, loving you didn’t used to be a crime
You shoulda got a letter telling you I’d soon be free
Nothing to worry about, you’re too old for me. You’re too old for me.
Tie a crime scene ribbon ‘round the Lynching tree
It’s been ten long years now I’m finally free
I just have to come back home so that I can see
What’s all the fuss, it’s between us, why can’t you just let it be
Last time they almost hanged me from that old tree
There are many people after me. They’re really pissed now that I’m free
I’m in the sex offender registry, listed alphabetically
No tolerance for Short Eyes like me, there are only vigilantes
Tie a crime scene ribbon ‘round the Lynching tree
It’s been ten long years now I’m finally free
I just have to come back home so that I can see
What’s all the fuss, it’s between us, why can’t you just let it be
By now you must be about…. hmmm I’d say twenty three
There’s a big crowd approaching me, for my life I have to plea
I got hanged with a crime scene ribbon from the old Lynching tree
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