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Song Parodies -> "I Love"

Original Song Title:

"I Love"

Original Performer:

Tom T. Hall

Parody Song Title:

"I Love"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

You might think it lazy of me to give my parody the same title as the original song, but I think it's a stroke of genius. You might also think that I just tossed off some easy nonsense lyrics without giving them much thought, but you'd be embarrassingly wrong because I super-gave the lyrics a hyper-incredible amount of mega-thought, which is why my parody is so deceptively brilliant.
I love
Little baby ducks
Old pickup trucks
Coffee when it's black
And crack

I love
Breakin' in new shoes
Lovin' Tom Cruise
Singin' happy songs
And bongs

And I love fondue

I love
Warm cracklin' fires
Hobbits in shires
Buffy with a stake
And cake

I love
Granny's peach preserves
Gettin' on your nerves
Settin' things on fire
And Jon Cryer

And I love kung fu

I love
Roadkill in a stew
Sleepin' in a pew
Trampy-lookin' ink
And zinc

I love
Cattle stampedes
Maui wowie seeds
Early mornin' drunks
And skunks

And I love Grease 2

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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CML - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Never hesrd of the OS, or Tom T Hall for that matter and have no idea what's going here, but its got to be the song of the day. After all, Porfle proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt in his opening comments
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm glad I cleared that up first thing!
Patrick - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
As John Barry might say "A chacun son gout". Not only is this the song of the day, it appears to be the only song here that drew a comment. Nice to see that a couple of "old timers" are still around improving lyrics. I am familiar with Tom T. Hall, and this song. Most folks have more time to think things up but seems fewer have time to read them.
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment
I was surprised that this song hadn't already been parodied a million times!
Patrick - May 29, 2020 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll do that. If I can think of that many things I love.

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