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Song Parodies -> "Free Ballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Falllin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Free Ballin'"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Yes, this one has been parodied ad nauseum by many artists, including Bob Rivers back in 87, as well as many of the artists on this site as well, I am sure there are plenty of entries I have yet to read yet, and I am sure it might possibly be close enough to someone else's version. Point is I had written this in isolation (without researching), and I apologize ahead of time if it might be similar to your version.
[Verse 1]
Its a clean pair, fresh from the dryer
no cheap shit, its American made
Its a clean pair, crazy but no thanks
Got holes in it, and what's the point, too?
It's a good day, livin' in Freedom
It gets sweaty, runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, cause I don't have a spare pair
I'm a bad boy for rippin' my pants

[Chorus]
And I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')

[Verse 2]
No more underwear, walkin' through the bathroom
Move west down the urinal trough
And all the smart men are going al fresco
And the sheep men are unfolding their balls

[Chorus]
And I'm free, I'm free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')


[Verse 3]
I wanna bend down, look at my butt crack
I want you to make out every detail
I'm gonna free ball, Im wearin' nothin'
Gonna live in comfort for awhile

[Chorus]
Now I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
And I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
Oh!
Free ballin'
(Free ballin', I'm-a free ballin')
And I'm free, oh! free ballin'

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