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Song Parodies -> "Pat Down"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Pat Down"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

It’s your right if you scan me
It’s your right, have my coat
You handle me
Like you’re fondling some squeeze
After you’re done can I smoke?

Is there a vibe that I’m sending?
Your wand gives you away
Searching inside there
Is making my wife stare
I’m not your boyfriend today

Hey now
Pat down
T-S-A is very friendly
Pat down
Buddy, something here you like?
Pat down
What you tryin’ dear?
Feel a breeze…
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.

Pat down
What a way to say you love me
Pat down
Honey, made me miss the flight
Pat down
Ring deservin’ should
Marry me
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.
More careless whispers available at The Blogging Baker.
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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 5   4

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Rod W - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
"After you're done can I smoke?" lol. Very well done!
Mark Scotti - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL!!! Now...How about using "Refugee" for "Cavity"....
John Barry - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Patty cake, patty cake, Baker man
Give him some 5s as fast as you can
AFW - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Topic cake of the day, and you sliced it very well
WarrenB - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Rod- That's the line that came to mind that kicked off the idea. Glad you liked it.
Mark- Glad you got a laugh. I'll leave you to do the sequel. But please wear gloves.
JB- Thinkin' alike today, but you really scored with the two you posted. Were you related to Merriam-Webster? Just curious...
AFW- Thanks for the kind words. How about you serve up one tomorrow? We ALL like cake!
Jeff Reuben - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! Great idea for a song, and fit the OS well. I enjoyed this.
WarrenB - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for comment, Jeff.

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