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Song Parodies -> "Draggin' The Sleigh"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin' The Line"
Original Performer:
Tommy James & The Shondells
Parody Song Title:
"Draggin' The Sleigh"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Makin' a living the old hard way
Pullin’ the fat man around all day
Wishing that he’d give up on buffets
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Even magic reindeer power
Can’t pull this weight for too many hours
Santa, please put down that cheese souffle
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Every day he sits in a French café
Drinking café au lait and munching on beignets
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Havin’ the elves re-engineer it
‘Cause Santa’s so fat that he can’t steer it
I think I’ll demand a raise in pay
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Hope and pray he doesn’t like deer filet
I need an ERA* to say it’s my last day
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)…
Pullin’ the fat man around all day
Wishing that he’d give up on buffets
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Even magic reindeer power
Can’t pull this weight for too many hours
Santa, please put down that cheese souffle
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Every day he sits in a French café
Drinking café au lait and munching on beignets
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Havin’ the elves re-engineer it
‘Cause Santa’s so fat that he can’t steer it
I think I’ll demand a raise in pay
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Hope and pray he doesn’t like deer filet
I need an ERA* to say it’s my last day
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)
Draggin’ the sleigh (draggin’ the sleigh)…
* Endangered Reindeer Act
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Santa get so fat he clog up black hole. He got dem mo chin dan Chinee phone dolectoly. Why he no buy nice Toyota truck - we have dem make dem here in South Texas. Ooooo he way too fat - he need srim down. He go chinee buffet all you can eat. He been in dere 6 owah. He draggin' him hind now. Velly nice pelodie. No ellolh. Choose all item from corumn 5.
wonderful concept and execution...i ho ho hoed
555 Sir Rex!! I could really 'hear the song'. Very nice indeed, Le Duke de Alemagne!
Guy: lol! Thanks. alvin: Appreciate it. lCC: merci beaucoup.
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