Planking is ratty - a floor's hard lay
Flanks they need padding as age goes grey
Our big throw rug's painful - it's threadbare time
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

For snog bum needs table covers
Nice soft cushions for hearthside lovers
My elbow is in pain - this rug burn's a grind
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Feels sublime
Shag carpeting eased my hind
Wool berber makes love fine
No splinters of wood, pine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Nothing you see to cause me irrits
Just snuggling with thee when you done bare it
Tarzan I am and you're Jane and we'll do just fine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Feels sublime
Shag carpeting eased my hind
Wool berber makes love fine
No splinters of wood, pine
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)
Shag it is fine
(Shaggin' is fine)

Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)
Lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay lay
(Shaggin' is fine)

(fade)