Song Parodies -> "I Got A 'vette, Now I'm Zoomin'"

Original Song Title:

"We Gotta Get You A Woman"

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Original Performer:

"I Got A 'vette, Now I'm Zoomin'"

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The Lyrics

...i was just kidding about the BMW...what i really want is a corvette...

my toy...boy...its so smooth
along the coast, lazy days, i cruise
jealous guys...i hear their sighs
engine cries...how it flies
you'll notice me when i come flashin' through
i was in middle age...and anxious too

i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
its like nothing else to make you feel sure you've arrived
i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
the men are a-gawkin'...the ladies are stalkin' now

this toy...boy...its my friend
folks say, "wow...this car's the end"
i roll fleetly down the street
its so neat...fresh and sweet
i feel my image is enhanced again
this is eleven on a scale of ten

i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
its like nothing else to make you feel sure you've arrived
i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
the men are a-gawkin'...the ladies are stalkin' now

crisis, mid-life...oh what is one to do ?
you can't be slummin' in a suburu
it was a lot to pay...you know its true
but gosh, this car's so fine
with seats of luscious leather

so...i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
its like nothing else to make you feel sure you've arrived
i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
the men are a-gawkin'...the ladies are stalkin' now

talk about cars...this is a special one
the mileage, stupid...but it sure is fun
i like to peel out with the motor gunned
cause it sounds sublime...and drivin' its a pleasure
its a joy that's hard to measure

its a jewel...the best that i have found
built with precision..it won't let you down
it draws attention when you drive around
it has gorgeous lines...a look that one can treasure
an automotive pleasure
a thrill beyond all measure

yeah...i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin
i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin
i got a 'vette...now i'm zoomin'
my life was halfway through
i feel i was due

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Peregrin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

I DTTOS alvin, but I enjoyed the read immensely :) Say, middle aged man purchases flash car...? Everything okay ? ha ha

adagio - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Yup...firmly in middle age and denial. :) Good write, IDKTOS, too, but it's good....5's

John Barry - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

I vetted this parody and gave it 5s.

2Eagle - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Congratulations - now look out for all those SUV's that hog the road.

renaldo - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

What do you call a 100 year old guy in a Vette? A Vette-enarian! (ouch). 555 hp for this parody!

alvin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks peregrin, adagio, john, 2eagle and renaldo....groan...lol

AFW - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

If this is a "Vert" "Vette"...keep the top up in the rain or u vill get vet...good vriting

littleVetteCakes - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, the merry ~Duke o'Swerve~ yeah, loeved the "ladies are stalking" lines!! . . . A '56 Vette with a red/white interior leaves me 'quaking', Sir !

alvin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW and littleVetteCakes

Meriadoc - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment

I have vetted this parody and found it good.

alvin - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks merry

Andy Primus - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Very good - especially liked the Suburu line. I'm having a go at this one at the moment but it's a tricky one. I know this song very well, been a fan for 30 years now but he's not well known over here. Can't understand why because I think he's a great songwriter & musician. If you see this comment can you let me know if he is/was well known in the States

alvin - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks andy....in the US he has only had three hits...hello, its me, i saw the light and bang the drum all day...but i'm with you...i'd put him in the top five of all musical artists...in fact my first child has todd as a middle name

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