I gotta pee
Now we've been driving for a long, long time
Maybe I drank too much 'cause something is wrong
The pressure's on, I won't last too long
If we don't find a bathroom soon I'll die

Mountain Dew
That bottle filled me up much faster than I knew
My bladder's weak, I can't go one more mile
If I can't find relief I'll do something vile
Pull over now, I'll go in the woods.

It's important to me
Or a stain you will see
And I do not have a clothing change, help me

Find a tree
I will relieve myself there in the woods
I hope no one will see me going this way
Oh what a sight they'd see off the highway
I'll be relieved, I hope that's understood

I am holding it in
I might burst like a pin
And I do not have a clothing change, help me

Found a tree
Now I will irrigate its roots and bark
I hope no one will see me going in style
'cause it might give onlookers reason to smile
I'll be relieved, but now I've gotta pee

Gotta pee
Gotta pee
Gotta pee
Gotta pee