Song Parodies -> "I Caught The Blight "

Original Song Title:

"I Saw The Light"

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Original Performer:

"I Caught The Blight "

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The Lyrics

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Was my fate, last night
Eye inflated, snuffing line of sight
Yeah, was out of my control, this plight
And it’s ewww, and it’s ewww

Now my gawk is wrong
Flowing fluid from my ducts it throngs
And the itchiness is so prolonged
Eye is screwed

Plain my gaze: stuffed it be
Got a canker - a pain to see
'Cause I caught the blight in my eyes
In my eyes

Now it seeps and stings
As conjunctivitis, with it, brings
Now that little swelling is grow-ing
Then it spread, then it spread

Though had just begun
Biot’s, (anti-) wouldn't help me none
Quack, he said “To let its course, just run”
Then took my bread

Eyelids sealing with goo
And crust forming awaken to
Yes I caught the blight in my eyes
Got pink eye

So eye-cupped some wash
And then slowly it began to quash
Now the current world don’t look like Bosch
From my eyes

And I’d run into doors
But I won't do it anymore
Did recede: the blight in my eyes
In my eyes
in my eyes
What’s that rise?
Crap - a sty!

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