-> "Sheep Named Vesta"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Transvestite"
Parody Song Title:
"Sheep Named Vesta"
The Lyrics
How are you, I see you met my
Not-so-lazy lamb
He's just a little wooled down 'cause when you knocked
He thought you're some cranky man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge ewes by skin color
I'm not much of a fighter through the dark of night
But in daylight, I'm more of a lover
I'm just a sheep named Vesta
From absolutely... Animal Crossing
Let me show you around in this rustic ground
You seem to be slightly nosey
Maybe you want somethin' tailor made or repaint it gray
I'll take a 'scuse to smell a posey
Well, your coat was tattered by a dog at a synagogue?
Well, maybe I get to sew it
Repairing holes is my trick, patches are optional shtick
If it's done, I'll let you know it
I'm just a sheep named Vesta
From absolutely... Animal Crossing
Why don't you spend a lovely night, find some fish to bite
Let me show you my insect collection
I do lots of knittin', I've blonde wool and dark skin
I'm not one who can give you much tension
I'm just a sheep named Vesta
From absolutely... Animal Crossing
I'm just a sheep named Vesta (sheep named Vesta)
From absolutely... Animal Crossing
So come to my backyard and see what's soft and hard
I think you're thirsty for some coconut... frappe
But maybe some cows didn't shout "how now"
To change their course... of bein' unhappy
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