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Song Parodies -> "Mama Told Me Not To Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not to Come"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not To Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

The recent conviction of Dzhokar Tsarnaev made this song, which I had not posted here, timely once again. So what the hey ...
Think I might have squished my brother
With a stranger's SUV
Who all these crazy coppers that are chasing me
This is the craziest ending that could ever be
Don't peek outside; don't want them to see

Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb (she said)
That ain't the way to jihad no

Open up that boat tarp
Let some air into this boat
Think I'm sorta chokin'
Blood's dribbling down my throat
And that robot you're deployin'
'Bout scares me half to death
Open up that boat tarp, Kaffir
Let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb, she said
That ain't the way to Allah, Sunni
That ain't the way to Allah .. No

The megaphone is blasting
Saying "Lay down on the floor"
I'm thinking about my brother
He ain't alive no more
I done some crazy things
I ain't never done before
Don't even ask me why
I don't wanna do holy war

Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me not to bomb (She said)
That ain't the way to jihad, Sunni
That ain't the path to Allah, no

Mama told me, Mama told me, Mama told me
Told me
That ain't the way to jihad, Wallahi
Mama told me not to bomb
Mama told me, Mama told me
That ain't the way to Allah ...

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Religion of Peace - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
...But we don't care what Mama don't allow;
We gonna bomb folks anyhow...
AFW - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody is The Bomb!.. in a good way...
Jonathan - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
^ you took the words right out of my mouth AFW! 5's
Callmelennie - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Tanks, fellas
I Forgot My Pseudonym - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Never mind.
X-Machine - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Yes, this is a bomb, 111
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Randy Newman, who wrote the original song, might enjoy this, as it sounds like something he would do.

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