Wiley old geezer, was some womans dream
No public at-trac-tion, or so it seemed
He took a turn side-ways, for lust and then
Good old Larry King, left his family again

He's not down-sizing, his level of play
Chicks he's ro-man-cing, are all birds of prey
Snappy sus-pend-ers, man-hood in his hand
Good old Larry King, left his family again

Sooo hard, wife's sister that you're running to
yes, it's sooo hard, there's no better time
For chicks you ain't screwed

Buried your memory, of loves you have lost
Churning out nookie, was it worth the cost?
Heart's are en-dang-ered, by your roaming hands
Good old Larry King, left his family again

Sooo hard, oh yea
Sooo hard, sooo hard
Sooo hard, no family man, sooo hard
Sooo hard, no family man, sooo hard
Sooo hard, no family man, sooo hard