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Song Parodies -> "Never Been to Sears"

Original Song Title:

"Never Been to Spain"

Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Never Been to Sears"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Of course, I've been to Sears. It's where America shops, right? But for a moment, I let my mind wander...
Well I never been to Sears.
But I kinda like their prices.
Say the salesmen all complain there
Though my friends say they’re the nicest
They don’t have mices
Gonna have low prices
Do they have spices?

Well I never been to Macy’s
But I kinda like their parades
Well, I heard they have nice watches
But I’ve yet to see their displays.
Might explore it
Might not afford it
Guess I might
Get time tonight.

Well I never been to Wal Mart
But I tried Williams-Sonoma
Well I know they have great cookware
They had sales back in September.
A nice aroma,
Heard "My Sharona"
I bought cake batter
It made me fatter.

Well I never been to Kohl’s
But I kinda like their fabric
Say my momma always goes there
Course she is a shopaholic
Though she might look frail
Gonna buy it on sale
She won’t buy retail

Well I never been to Staples
But I’ve been to Office Depot
Well I bought my printer from there
They’re, by far, my favorite vendor
The boss is named Joe,
They tell me hello
I don’t use credit
It’s always debit.
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Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Comparative shopping at its finest! Good job, Warren. ;)
Warren Baker - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, kind sir, for 'registering' your opinion!
Fiddlegirl - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Giving credit to you for a great concept and parody! :)
Warren Baker - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, FG, but I think I'd rather have gold ;-D!
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know why it took me so long to find this one, but I worked at Sears for a year and a half. If this were true, trust me, you wouldn't be missing anything! As you can see by one of my "oldies," "The Crap Sold At Sears."

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