Well we're Pinky and the Brain
You might think that we're from Venus
One of us is quite insane now
And the other is a genius
"Mus" is our genus
Nothing comes between us
Oh have you seen us

Brain is just a little lab mouse
But he's got a big ambition
It goes far beyond the White House
It's become his nightly mission
Yes he dreams to,
And he schemes to
Rule the world - he'll rule the world

And he shares a cage with Pinky
Who just wants to be his chum now
But the Pinky brain is dinky
And he's acting kinda dumb now
Mad as a hatter, incessent chatter
His thoughts are scattered
In his gray matter

Pinky hears the voice of Brain
"Do you ponder what I ponder?"
Pinky says "I think I do, Brain --
But how do you shave a condor?"
And Brain keeps trying
And his plans keep dying
He's "why, oh why"-ing

Pinky's yelling "narf!" and "zort!" now
Brain chimes in with a retort now
"Pinky, you're a mousey moron --
Your IQ's the same as boron.
So if you hear me, come over near me
So I may hurt you
So I may hurt you."