Smoke was used to be one of
Sub-Zero's friends, so what?
I never understood why his life was changed
He's fond of kleptomania
Stealing things around. Kleptomania!

Sayin' "Yoink!" How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

If he was the king of the world
Taking things from you
And everyone else related toward you, so
What will you might do?
Sing it now...

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

[Liu Kang]: He got away with my Mentos!
[Kung Lao]: He took away my dog!
[Johnny Cgae]: He wanted my autograph!
[Sub-Zero]: He kidnapped my brother!
[Kitana]: He stole my German chocolate!
[Jax]: Who took my beer?
[Scorpion]: Where's my mask?
[Raiden]: My staff was gone!

You know he loves stealing
Some stuff just for fun
He's a low-life moron and a Lin Kuei hater
Not a straight-up son-of-a-gun
You don't have to stick to Reptile's puns

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! How absurd?!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

I wanna tell you
Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word now!
Yoink! Stealin' things in the MK land!
Yoink! Way out of hand!

[fading]
Yoink! How absurd?!
Time to take the word.