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Song Parodies -> "The One's Guy"
Original Song Title:
"One"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Three Dog Night
Parody Song Title:
"The One's Guy"
Parody Written by:
sloatead
The Lyrics
this is a "tribute" to the one's guy
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
Two, you'll never get from one, one's the only damn number from this bitch's son, oh
No, you will never experience a lamer turd
Yes, it's the lamest experience, if you aint heard
For one is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
One is the only damn number from this stubborn goat
He's just no good for this board giving ones away
He just spends his time avoiding fives like they're the plague
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
He's just no good for this board giving ones away
He just spends his time avoiding fives like they're the plague
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
Two, you'll never get from one, one's the only damn number from this bitch's son, oh
No, you will never experience a lamer turd
Yes, it's the lamest experience, if you aint heard
For one is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
One is the only damn number from this stubborn goat
He's just no good for this board giving ones away
He just spends his time avoiding fives like they're the plague
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
He's just no good for this board giving ones away
He just spends his time avoiding fives like they're the plague
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn (number)
One is the only damn number that he'll ever vote
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givin' ya fives before the 'ones guy' gets here
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