Song Parodies -> "None"

Original Song Title:

"One"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"None"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My number "One" project. First parody in a series on the "Three Dog Night Song" 'One'. Keep watching all week for each installment of this mini series.

None is the absent-est number, it means never too.
You can be just had by none,
It's not only no number but it has no sum.

Oh, it's the lowest rate interest that you'll ever owe.
Yes, it's the lowest rate interest you could ever know.

'Cause, none is the only non-number that I ever knew,
None is the only non-number, it's not like a few.

You just can't get any score when the teams don't play,
When you're talkin' time, you want it prime, none's in the way.

None is the absent-est number,
None is the absent-est number,
None is the absent-est number, it means never too.

None is the absent-est number,
None is the absent-est number,
None is the absenst-est number, it means never too.

You just can't get any score when the teams don't play,

(neither)
None is the absense of number,
None is the absense of number,
None is the absense of number, it means never too.

(never)
None is the absent-ness,
None is the absent-ness,
None is the absent-est of number, it means never too.

(neither)
None...! (None is the absenst-est number, it means never too)
(never)
None is the absent-est number, it means never too.
(neither)
None is the absent-est number, it means never too.

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Dee Range - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Nun is the horniest woman.....5's

Adagio - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

"None" is a really good parody, Guy.....deserving of 5's.

Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

555 hand-claps of one-handed Zen applause...for "nothing", of course!

Jack Wilson - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Five is the onlyest number for this song Ill vote

Meriadoc - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

There is none other parody of One such as this...

alvin rhodes - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

clever concept....and yes, very zen

Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Dee - I did think of 'Nun' as one for this series, but I didn't want to get into a bad habit. Thanks!

Pat - Thank you my friend for your kind comment.

JD - Aw it was nothing.

Jack! Where have you been? Nice to see you back and thanks.

Merry - I've been complimented in true hobbit style. Thanks

Alvin - OK, zen I vill write more uf zees. Thanks.

Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I looked really hard for any errors here, but, alas, there were none. 5's

Paul Robinson - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment

"Emptiness is the word 'None / no address, 'cause there is 'None"/ You can't hold "None" in your arms / And there is no factor you can figure / All your results will be no "Sum" / Because, "None" times "x", always is "None", Ooh, Yes it is", "Nuh-uh-uhn"

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