Who says "Shi'ite" makes for good puns
Well, I have my doubts
Cause its really not that funny
If a toddler can pinch one out
But here's the craziest punning
To hit your funny bone
I hear that Shi'ite LaBeouf
'sgonna play Sunni Corleone

Mullah told me not to pun
Mullah told me not to pun
He said .. That aint the way to have fun, Sa'udi
That aint the way to have fun .. No, No

Heres another groaner
Did you hear about Tony Dow?
He just became a Muslim
Hes Muhammad Wally now
And this current pun I'm spinning
May take things way too far
But I hear that Jerry Mathers
Is now Jareem Abdul-Bivar

Ayatollyah not to pun
Ayatollyah not to pun
I said .. That aint the way to Allah, Sunni
That aint the way to Allah .. لا، لا*

The radio is blasting tunes
Of Furanq Abdul Zappar
I think I'll stop and have a bite
At Allah's new Snackbar
And this tasty treat you're serving
Goes well with Furanq's new song
What's this name you gave it
A Ramadhan Ding Dong?

Ayatollyah not to pun
Ayatollyah not to pun
I said .. Khomeini times must I say, "Stop it!"
Khomeini times must I say ..

Mullah told me .. ملا told me, told me
That aint the way to have fun, سني

Mullah told me ......