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Song Parodies -> "Closed Disney World"

Original Song Title:

"Joy To The World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Closed Disney World"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Wrote this on Saturday (Since then I actually went to their competitor Universal Studios on the last day that they were going to be open for a LONG time!) This is seriously the end of the freaking world!
Covid-19 made us go nuts
Stood in long CostCo lines
Throughout your neighborhood your neighbors wound up dead
While the newscasters have whined
The Cornoavirus made us all whine

Dammit!
Closed Disney World
Those chains were unfurled now
Locked up each Princess
And that mouse Mickey
Closed since we're sickly

We're all scared... This sickness went viral
Tell you - We're all doomed
Back in the day had SARS, Now we're scarred even worse
Bought TRON Hazmat Suits

Freakin' out
Closed Disney World
Tried to make it sterile
Thanks to this virus
You can't meet Minnie
We'll all Rest in Peace

You know I love Splash Mountain!
Haunted Mansion's fun
I'm a black-eared wearer on Tower of Terror
A tea-cuppin' moron whose spun
But with this strange cough I have been shunned

Closed Disney World
Can't chew on that churro
Stopped all the kisses swappin' on Main Street
Since we're all dead meat

Closed Disney World
Ailment made us hurl
Donald Duck's missin', Goofy can't be seen
Since we're far from clean

Closed Disney World
Dumbo used to swirl
Bug's so malicious that we're quarantined
Trapped inside, Can't leave

Closed Disney World
Space Mountain won't whirl
China Pavilion in EPCOT is screened
Under lock and key


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