Paulina was a good knitter
Got an internship at B.R.O. Capital,
All the dudes didn't like a special thing she did
Because she's the softest newb of them all.
Her clothes and skin are turning pink, Typical!

She's becoming Purl
Around this enlarging world
Her beige eyes are getting kinda big and blue
With thread-like goosebumps through and through.

Her head and body are merging
Into a spherical salmon clump,
Even though she's transforming into a joyous ball of string
She was still feeling down in the dumps
Until, with black yarn, she began knitting unlike a chump.

She'll converting to a new Purl
Just as tough as Earl
She's chumming up quickly without left out fear
and if Finance hates it, they can kiss our rears.

Things were going perfect
She was instantly one of the guys,
When she drank too much, she'll spit up green fuzzy yarn
There was new trust in her eyes...until...

Lacey met Purl
A yellow stringed shrinking girl
She had to exploit inanimate equality
Lacy, you're coming with me.

{For the next few days, more and more human being women were applying for B.R.O. capital, morphing & inflating into different colors of yarn. But the other employees became more tolerant with the metamorphosises.}

Joy's hair is orange
Sara has dissolving stringy heels
Nina is permanently not boring
It's plain to see

It's all thanks to Purl
She really crocheted their world
If you wanna sign up to work there, that's fine by me
The conditions will make you itchy!