Armored cars and tanks and guns
H-Bombs hotter than the sun
And every day we learned it from
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

Aeroplanes that never flew
Boy imprisoned in a zoo
The many facts this fellow knew
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

From the town of Sacramento, Blitzkrieg like we'd never seen
Robert came with his statistics, every Nazi war machine
Hear the roar of Jumo engines, "Schwalbe" M. E. two six two
How much thrust they generated, armament, how high they flew

Germans first in outer space?
Cartridges without a case
He had a special rhyme and pace
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

Swiss hid Nazi gold in bank
How the "Wilhelm Gustloff" sank
For this knowledge we now thank
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

Secret craft experimental, dogs and pigeons trained to fight
Panzerfaust and Kettenräder, ornithopter first took flight
Down the roads of France and Russia, Hitler's men are here again
Great wolves stalking Allied shipping, from a coastal U-Boat pen

Every day ole Screamin' Jay
Twisted in his special way
John Barry's record he would slay
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

Then one day, we don't know why
He discovered "Honey Pie"
Was short enough to multiply
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.

Parodies of Lady Ga Ga, super heroes, animé
Sometimes he could be quite pious, sometimes he could be risqué
One day he would post a dozen, then the next a dozen more
He could shoot out songs much faster than an M. G. Thirty-four

Often mentioned he was ill
But he kept on writing still
Had a quota, meant to fill
Rob Arndt of A.I. R.

History lessons, strange but true
He would put a spell on you
A one-man Wikipedia
Rob Arndt of A.I.R.