I hated Bewitched.
The Nude Bomb was all piss.
Thought they hit rock bottom
With Flintstones in Rock Vegas.

But this Hazard remake.
A film only good when high.
They won't stop with the godd*mn remakes.
Till the day they die.

I got "Jackass" Knoxville,
And they got Stiffler,
Hot ass Jessica Simpson,
But she couldn't save it either.

But this Hazard remake.
A film only good when high.
They won't stop with the godd*mn remakes.
Till the day they die.

They're just trying to charge
For what we see for free.
If I ever met them,
They're gonna taste my hand.

Oh these films go nowhere.
Put Hollywood in debt.
With this remake,
They are really desperate, man.

They won't stop with the godd*mn remakes.
Till the day they die.

You went for laughs. All you got was anger.
Yeah, just look at the crowd, you see one smile?
And when will people learn
That most singers can't act.
Prince and Usher have more than proven that fact.

You're looking for laughs?
You're looking for fun?
You're looking for a real good time?
Then stay away from this one.

But this Hazard remake.
A film only good when high.
They won't stop with the godd*mn remakes.
Till the day they die.