[Verse 1]
We don't know what it's like
To act so lazy, to dance like crazy
On Christmas Day.

We don't know what it's like
To be boring, to be storing
All of the games away.

[Chorus]
But our milk, it's always empty,
Our hot cocoa starts to freeze.
We bought eggnog for our buddies,
And Christmas Cookies for company.

[Verse 2]
We all know what it's like,
To hear Santa Claus flies away,
on his big sleigh.

We all know Santa Claus and his reindeers,
Have brought a big bag of toys that play.

[Chorus]
Still our milk is always empty.
Our hot cocoa starts to freeze.
We had eggnog for our buddies,
And Christmas Cookies for company.

[Bridge]
Would Santa Claus come out the chimney,
or would he be stuck on that roof?
Will that Santa land on the bottom
of that abode with a big ol' poof?

And when Santa calls us by our full name,
We'd be jumping out of bed.
When you want "presents", just say "Please and thank you",
Santa will head out on his sled.

[Outro]
Now we know what it's like
To be so lazy, to dance like crazy
On Christmas Day.