-> "Don't Skip School Again"
Original Song Title:
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Skip School Again"
The Lyrics
We’ve got tyrants in the street
The new Astroturf elite
They’re the kind of thugs indoctrination spawns
Trading intellect for brawn
Everything they see is wrong
God help the kid who doesn’t go along
They’re all enthralled by the thought of “revolution”
Don’t care how we got this Constitution
The same dolts who’ve been choking Tide pods down
think these rights might be passe
One thought, if I may:
Till you’ve learned what the Founders say
you don’t skip school again
The children have succumbed
to thoughts from Mao Zedong
Another Great Leap Forward, then we fall
Different places, different names;
results are still the same
It’s hard to compete with young attention whores
They’re all enthralled by the thought of “revolution”
Don’t care how we got this Constitution
The same dolts out there choking Tide pods down
think these rights might be passe
One thought, if I may:
Till you’ve learned what the Founders say
you don’t skip school again
It seems my rights and their goals will collide
and I wonder how we’re gonna decide
Our faint-hearted leaders will roll over and die
while the country becomes even more Balkanized
Yeaaahhhhh!
From their mothers’ basement suites
the effete who spread deceit
try to tell us it’s their youth that makes them wise
They need safe zones when they’re stressed
and the lights left on at night
but they’ll march as long as it gets televised
They’re all enthralled by the thought of “revolution”
Don’t care how we got this Constitution
The same dolts who’ve been choking Tide pods down
think these rights might be passe
One thought, if I may:
Till you’ve learned what the Founders say
you don’t skip school again
Don’t skip school again, no no
Meet George Soros
doing his utmost
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