My friend Jack was a doctor
With "nucular" degree
He kept pronouncing it incorrectly
So I spelled it phonetically

N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R
N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R

And then Jack asked his mother
About his hazy memory
She said, "Keep keepin' it real, son
'Cause we're a nucular family"

N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R, A-R
Can you see what geek freaks they are?

The star of "The China Syndrome"
Michael Douglas, that was his name
You'd think he'd know better
But he kept on blowin' it just the same

When Dubya used to live
Within the Pres'dent's house
Everyday he'd tell us why
Saddam was nucular endowed

N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R, A-R
Can't you see the "e", pre A-R?

I ended up as a teacher
Doin' what I hate
My students, dumber than cattle
Goin' nucular, that is my fate

N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R, A-R
Can you see what feeb dweebs they are?
N-U-C-L-E, E, A-R, A-R
Can you see what feeb dweebs they...are...

Can you see the feeb dweebs dweebs dweebs dweebs dweebs